While at War

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L: Hey black guy, if you hate this war so much, then why are you here?
R: Full Metal Jacket.
L: What, the movie?
R: Yes, I have this fantasy of hitting some cracker with soap in a sock.
L: ...what's your major malfunction?
R: That cracker is you.



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R: The stock market is crashing. They say we're in an economic crisis.
L: Is it just America?
R: No, actually it's hitting some countries harder.
L: USA! WE'RE NOT THE WORST!
R: My lowest expectations have just been surpassed.



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L: Shh...Do you hear that?
R: All I hear is sarge playing his Britney Spears CD.
L: No it's...It's zombies.
R: There are no zombies. Just a war torn people. Thanks to us.
L: Guilty much?



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L: ...Chocolate Rain!
R: No, man. Do you see this gun in my hands? I will not hesitate to use it if you sing that song one more time.
L:...Chocolate Rain!
R: Boom!
L: Aaaah, shit! My knee!



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L: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...
R: ...dude.
L: Never gonna turn away...
R: Please, man. Stop.
L: ...and hurt you...
R: Fucking internet.



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L: Raped me a civilian today.
R: Hmm. How appropriate. Just like we're raping the constitution!



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R: So what do you think of this McCain/Palin ticket?
L: I hate niggers.
R: Uh, Palin is a woman.
L: Oh. Well I hate women too.



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R: Dude, what are you pointing at?
L: My man piece. My scrote shaft. My dangle stick-
R: Okay! Enough!

There used to be a game where you could punch someone if they looked at your finger and thumb in a circle down by your man meat. This comic reminds me of that.



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L: Hey man, have you ever wondered why we're here?
R: No.